Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Kim Jong Il Stares A Lot


When written in particular fonts, Kim Jong-Il's name looks like Kim Jong the Second. Anyways, I thought this blog of KJI staring at things was hilarious.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Future First Person Shooter

This is a video showing what future video games will look like.  The guy who made this video is one of the best people currently posting on youtube.  His videos have a huge amount of production value and effort. In this video he basically acted out and filmed what modern warefare type games look like.



If you make it to the end and are wondering what is going on... he is teabagging the guy he just killed.

17 theft signs

This link will show you 17 hilarious theft signs: LINK
Below are one of my favorite ones:




Monday, December 20, 2010

Gallup Poll

Four in 10 Americans, slightly fewer today than in years past, believe God created humans in their present form about 10,000 years ago. Thirty-eight percent believe God guided a process by which humans developed over millions of years from less advanced life forms, while 16%, up slightly from years past, believe humans developed over millions of years, without God's involvement

Link to article

New Lonley Island Song



It's pretty funny. Posted on saturday w 3.5 million views so it's likely that many of you saw this already, but just in case...

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Interesting Talk About Dramatically changing how we educate

I don't know enough about the topics discussed. But its an interesting and well put together video that demonstrates his point that we need to change how we educate and engage students.


Friday, December 17, 2010

This is a real Craigslist posting. Sigh.

COD Black Ops Lan Party (pensacola)
Date: 2010-12-13, 3:26PM EST

Ok here’s the deal. If you’re not on the level, then don’t bother responding.

I’m looking for up to 5 dudes to come over for a CoD Black Ops LAN party. I want dudes who are serious about playing some fucking Black Ops, and have some serious fucking skills. Grenade spammers and noob tubers need not respond. If you don’t know what either of those things are, then you’re out. If you don’t know the difference between lightweight and lightweight-pro, then you’re out. If you haven’t prestiged at least once, then you’re out.

You must be 21 or over. I will fucking card you, and if you’re not, then your fucking ass is to the curb. Last time I did this I ended up with a bunch of 12 year olds who got dropped off by their moms, and I had to put the beer away and bust out the fucking kool-aid. My house is not a fucking Chucky Cheese. I will supply beer and munchies. You can bring weed if you want, but you better have enough for everyone, and it better be good weed and not that West-Pensacola ghetto shit.

You must bring your on TV. I have plenty of bandwidth and outlets, but I’m not a TV warehouse for fuck’s sake. My mom usually passes out at around 9ish depending on what pain med she’s eating, so after that we can get as tore up as we want. Until then, it’s yes ma’am, and no ma’am, or your ass is to the curb.

This is for real and it’s not one of those circle jerk jack off parties. You pull your dick out anywhere besides the bathroom with the door shut, and I’ll sic one or both of my Dobermans on your ass. This reminds me: No black dudes. Nothing personal, but my dogs don’t like black people ever since our black neighbor got fucked up on meth and tried to fuck one of my dogs. Now my dogs go ape shit every time they see a black person. Trust me, you don’t need a new asshole chewed in you, and I don’t need a lawsuit.

I’m looking to get this shit rolling this weekend on Saturday night. If it works out, and you aren’t a total fuck-wad, then it might turn into a regular thing.


* Location: pensacola
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 2110990464

Ngram

Google unveiled a new product called "Ngram Viewer". Based on my (limited) understanding, Google has scanned a zillion books from the past million years. And using this data, you can search for word(s) and see how frequently they have been used over the years. This is my favorite one I've seen so far:
LINK

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Grand Theft Auto vs. Frogger

New Mario Bros. Movie!

Danny MacAskill

Either Bori or Shezhi posted a video from Danny MacAskill. His second video, which is below, just won the "Best Video of the Year" according to the blog the "Science of Sports".

I think the scenery and music are beautiful. And, of course, Danny is a pretty good cyclist...

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Jeopardy / iRobot / Ken Jennings

I.B.M. Supercomputer ‘Watson’ to Challenge ‘Jeopardy’ Stars
By BRIAN STELTER

An I.B.M. supercomputer system named after the company’s founder, Thomas J. Watson Sr., is almost ready for a televised test: a bout of questioning on the quiz show “Jeopardy.”

I.B.M. and the producers of “Jeopardy” will announce on Tuesday that the computer, “Watson,” will face the two most successful players in “Jeopardy” history, Ken Jennings and Brad Rutter, in three episodes that will be broadcast Feb. 14-16, 2011.

For I.B.M., “Watson” is an important test of artificial intelligence. Scientists there have been talking to “Jeopardy” about a man vs. machine match-up for the better part of two years. “If the program beats the humans, the field of artificial intelligence will have made a leap forward,” John Markoff of The New York Times wrote in April 2009.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Acting with James Franco

One Red Paper Clip


http://oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com/

How a paper clip can be traded for a house

father castrates daughter's bf

Below is a link to a story about a German man that found out his 17 yr old daughter was sleeping with a 57 yr old man.  The man called the police, but the police refused to do anything.  So he went to the old guy's house and castrated him. He totally pled guilty saying, "I saw it as my duty as a father".

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/8197617/German-man-castrates-teenage-daughters-57-year-old-boyfriend.html

I don't really know how to react to this story. It is super intense and horrible, but there's also something interesting about it.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Taylor University's Silent Night

Think back on all the versions of Silent Night you've heard over the years. Now try this one.

Non-violent Prisoner Protest Organized with Cell Phones

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/13/us/13prison.html?ref=technology

Inmates in Georgia Prisons Use Contraband Phones to Coordinate Protest
By SARAH WHEATON

The prison protest has entered the wireless age.

Inmates in at least seven Georgia prisons have used contraband cellphones to coordinate a nonviolent strike this weekend, saying they want better living conditions and to be paid for work they do in the prisons.

Inmates said they would not perform chores, work for the Corrections Department’s industrial arm or shop at prison commissaries until a list of demands are addressed, including compensation for their work, more educational opportunities, better food and sentencing rules changes.

The protest began Thursday, but inmates said that organizers had spent months building a web of disparate factions and gangs — groups not known to cooperate — into a unified coalition using text messaging and word of mouth.

Sir Wilfred Thesiger's Photography


The BBC ran a nice multimedia piece on the work of Sir Wilfred Thesiger. I don't know why I perpetuate the stupid tradition of calling a person Sir or Dame but it seems more grammatically correct. I am not familiar with Thesiger's work but I always love the BBC's perspective pieces on photographers. Take a look at the BBC.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Kinect Hacks

This website features many different Kinect hacks. Some cool ones include an air guitar that plays, playing tetris with your hands and face, and a flying robot that can see the world.

I know I've  posted a few kinect hacks before, but it's pretty sweet. check it out:
http://kinecthacks.net/

Das Racist



Their albums are intelligent and the music is en fuego. You can "name your own price" for both of their excellent albums here. I would recommend paying something.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Two Unrelated Links

Numero Uno: Google has a feature that measures a site's "reading level" which is measured by its textual complexity. A text by Hegel would be 'Advanced', by Grisham 'Intermediate', by Boris 'Basic'. This site compares the reading level of various newspapers: http://paul.kedrosky.com/archives/2010/12/comparing_news.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+InfectiousGreed+%28Paul+Kedrosky%27s+Infectious+Greed%29

Numero Dos: A letter from the good folks at Cash 4 Gold
http://www.gold-producers.com/cash-4-gold.html

Friday, December 10, 2010

Girls want baby for MTV fame

MTV has a hit show, which I have watched, called "16 and Pregnant".  And as I watched it I thought to myself how can I get famous (as I always do).  The answer just came to me... Get a 16 year old girl pregnant and force her to audition for the show.

"Industry insiders tell me young ladies are so eager to be on reality TV that they are actually getting pregnant just to score an audition. OK, not much of a surprise. Simply take a spin around the various Internet forums filled with young girls inquiring about what’s required to score a role."

LINK TO ARTICLE

What did we search for in 2010

http://www.google.com/intl/en/press/zeitgeist2010/

probably the most significant news you'll hear today

i have a feeling that this video below will probably affect more of your lives than the tax cut, DADT or even bristol palin on DWTS.


Comedy Central Press
Comedy Central: Refreshed and Rededicated
www.comedycentral.com
Funny JokesIt's Always Sunny in PhiladelphiaUgly Americans

Play Xbox with your Jugs


Kinect Titty Tracker from Dan Wilcox on Vimeo.

This dude (or someone else) hacked the Xbox Kinect to track boobies. At least we know it tracks man-boobies, I think the lady-boobies still need to be tested.

 " 'I look for a person-sized blob and use it's centroid to approximate a search box wherein to detect 2 boobs' — so it's not clear if Kinect can or would be able to track any jiggle."

LINK

Boris taught him everything he knows

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Autocomplete States

I really like Google's autocomplete feature. This map replaces each state's name with Google's suggestion. My favorites are Kentucky and Oregon.

http://www.verysmallarray.com/?p=1056

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Steve Jobs discussing the future of computing in 1985

http://paul.kedrosky.com/archives/2010/11/steve_jobs_talk.html

Steve Jobs had remarkable visions as seen by this 1985 Playboy magazine interview. Who would have known that Playboy was the TechCrunch of its day.

Thanks Angad for the interesting article

sarah palin shoots a caribou

this is just kinda gross in a lot of ways. i remember that old video game where you got to play the deer and shoot people. i wish TLC did a show about that.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Drift Parking Job



This kid is such a baller !

Black Friday Stampede



This video shows people rushing into a North Buffalo Target on Black Friday.  The weak and clumsy people get trampled. It is nice to see how happy and excited the first few people are, but not as nice to see them stepping over/on other people's faces. Hopefully most of them still got their slick deals and their xmas will not be ruined.

Friday, December 3, 2010

10 Books To Humble You Into Wonderment

Another informative list from Flavorwire.

Censorship Blows (NSFW)

"You can cage the singer but not the song."
- Harry Belafonte, in International Herald Tribune, 3 October 1988

Flavorwire ran a nice piece titled "Art Censorship Controversies: A Brief History." Thought provoking.

Personal Cremation Urns


"Personal Cremation Urns for ashes are a new and exciting way to memorialize your loved one."

For the low low price of $2600 you can buy a customized urn shaped grandma's head to put her ashes in when you burn up her dead body. I know the guy above look like he just got a lobotomy is and super surprised by everything, but I actually think this is kinda cool.  I'm thinking of it as king tut on a budget, so that people thousands of years from now will know what I look like. How much you think for a marble bust instead of creepy goatee guy?


BUY ONE

LINK

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Many Too Small Boxes and Maru



This cat is hilarious (and adorable). A box is a box, not matter its form. Thanks for the share Sophia.

How the world has changed in 4 minutes




A 4 minute Hans Rosling demonstration via the BBC. If you like this video, I would check out Hans Rosling's talks on Ted.com.

Life Redefined


http://gizmodo.com/5704158/nasa-finds-new-life


- Ms. Kalan

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

PLEASE APPLY BORIS

http://gizmodo.com/5702461/gizmodo-looking-for-eagle-eyed-deals+hunting-intern

In Boca Otter News...




A Boca Raton, FL resident saw an otter in his backyard and decided to film it with his camera phone. 

SPOILER:  The otter flips out and bites the kid. According to news stories the otter was rabid but I think they are just speculating because I don't think they've caught it yet. I heard other stories about the otter biting 2 more people.

My favorite youtube comment on the news story: "hes cute, I'd bite him"

News report link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpcVAtbzeTI

Crazy Slant



Look at the before and after image to really see how crazy the incline is. Via BoingBoing.

Spooky Record Label


Ghostly International is one of my one of my favorite record labels. Their website is full of quality music and art. I love their overall aesthetic. Check them out here. I like this artist in particular.